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[[File:DataGoo Logo.svg|thumb|120x120px|After the [[Horse MiniDisc]] branding fiasco, Sony decided to go back to its MiniDisc roots with its logo for DataGoo.]] | |||
'''DataGoo''' ('''[[Death Grips|DG]]''') is a discontinued data storage product developed by [[Sony]]. Created to replace the aging [[Horse MiniDisc]] standard, DataGoo offered an increased capacity of 10 minutes of audio playback per millilitre. | '''DataGoo''' ('''[[Death Grips|DG]]''') is a discontinued data storage product developed by [[Sony]]. Created to replace the aging [[Horse MiniDisc]] standard, DataGoo offered an increased capacity of 10 minutes of audio playback per millilitre. | ||
Revision as of 17:09, 14 September 2025
DataGoo (DG) is a discontinued data storage product developed by Sony. Created to replace the aging Horse MiniDisc standard, DataGoo offered an increased capacity of 10 minutes of audio playback per millilitre.
Adoption
DataGoo immediately saw worldwide adoption, quickly usurping the Compact Disc, DVD, MiniDisc, Horse MiniDisc, writing things down on paper, and remembering.
Safety Concerns
While Sony has always maintained that DataGoo is harmless when consumed, many have reported dire consequences. In one instance, a small child between the ages of four and twenty-seven consumed their copy of Wii Sports Resort, which was stored on DataGoo. While not immediately noticing any side effects, they soon reported to have gained the ability to perfectly simulate in their mind a game of boxing or perhaps flying around in a little plane. I shouldn't have to tell you why this is fucked up.