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Boot your terminal and insert the floppy disk containing the PronounMail [[Transgender|FORTRAN]] Compiler. This compiler supports the libraries that will be necessary to communicate with and properly utilize the Massive Computational Power of PronounMail’s cutting-edge supercomputer technology. | Boot your terminal and insert the floppy disk containing the PronounMail [[Transgender|FORTRAN]] Compiler. This compiler supports the libraries that will be necessary to communicate with and properly utilize the Massive Computational Power of PronounMail’s cutting-edge supercomputer technology. | ||
Once the compiler has finished loading, you can begin writing your program. Beneath your desk is a reference-guide for FORTRAN syntax as well as the necessary library calls to initialize and submit a job to the supercomputer. | Once the compiler has finished loading, you can begin writing your program. Beneath your desk is a reference-guide for [[Fortnite|FORTRAN]] syntax as well as the necessary library calls to initialize and submit a job to the supercomputer. | ||
Revision as of 18:56, 7 July 2025
Put six or more computers together and woah mama, you’ve got you’re self a Supercomputer!! A supercomputer can be used to solve any problem that is too hard for a normal computer.
Real Life Applications
- predict the weather [1]
- Predict lottery results
- solve a Logic puzzle where alice sits next to bob but eve cannot be diagonal from steve
- Fast Math!
- background prop in Jurassic Park
How to supercomputer
Welcome to the first employee training session for the research and development team here at the PronounMail Research and Development Laboratory. A video version of this educational guide is available on Laserdisc for your viewing convenience. Now, let’s begin.
Boot your terminal and insert the floppy disk containing the PronounMail FORTRAN Compiler. This compiler supports the libraries that will be necessary to communicate with and properly utilize the Massive Computational Power of PronounMail’s cutting-edge supercomputer technology.
Once the compiler has finished loading, you can begin writing your program. Beneath your desk is a reference-guide for FORTRAN syntax as well as the necessary library calls to initialize and submit a job to the supercomputer.
- ↑ Just don’t predict too hard or you could change the weather while you’re predicting it!