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== Preparation ==

Choose your location of preference. Make sure all [[~~:File:Ballmer.png|~~windows]] in the building are closed. Never perform any part of this routine [[outside]]. A [[Dr. House|house]] with thick walls and a smell that vaguely reminds you of childhood tends to yield the best results. Walls painted in a cold [[Template:Colours.css|colour]] (like blue or ultramarine) might anger the Spirit of Christmas Past.

Choose your location of preference. Make sure all [[windows]] in the building are closed. Never perform any part of this routine [[outside]]. A [[Dr. House|house]] with thick walls and a smell that vaguely reminds you of childhood tends to yield the best results. Walls painted in a cold [[Template:Colours.css|colour]] (like blue or ultramarine) might anger the Spirit of Christmas Past.

Gather a scalpel and the ingredients for a good quiche. Sharpen your [[toothbrush]] (any toothbrush whose hairs don’t contain highly radioactive material like glow in the dark paint from the 20th century or almond milk will work). Resist the urge to break anything. After this, place a bottle of bleach in a place of easy access. If it has not been refreshed in over four months, refresh it immediately. Do NOT, under any circumstance, perform this step ''before'' all of the prior steps have been completed.

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 == Preparation ==
-Choose your location of preference. Make sure all [[:File:Ballmer.png|windows]] in the building are closed. Never perform any part of this routine [[outside]]. A [[Dr. House|house]] with thick walls and a smell that vaguely reminds you of childhood tends to yield the best results. Walls painted in a cold [[Template:Colours.css|colour]] (like blue or ultramarine) might anger the Spirit of Christmas Past.
+Choose your location of preference. Make sure all [[windows]] in the building are closed. Never perform any part of this routine [[outside]]. A [[Dr. House|house]] with thick walls and a smell that vaguely reminds you of childhood tends to yield the best results. Walls painted in a cold [[Template:Colours.css|colour]] (like blue or ultramarine) might anger the Spirit of Christmas Past.
 Gather a scalpel and the ingredients for a good quiche. Sharpen your [[toothbrush]] (any toothbrush whose hairs don’t contain highly radioactive material like glow in the dark paint from the 20th century or almond milk will work). Resist the urge to break anything. After this, place a bottle of bleach in a place of easy access. If it has not been refreshed in over four months, refresh it immediately. Do NOT, under any circumstance, perform this step ''before'' all of the prior steps have been completed.