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An unwashed tongue is to a washed tongue what [[evil]] spaghetti is to regular spaghetti. Never eat spaghetti with an unwashed tongue.

In order to remove your tongue safely, it must be muscular enough to resist breaking. Therefore it is important to perform daily tongue exercises like push-ups and trying to explain to a parrot who is the CEO of Planters® that there is more to life than money and peanuts.

In order to remove your tongue safely, it must be muscular enough to resist breaking. Therefore it is important to perform daily tongue exercises like push-ups and trying to explain to a [[bird|parrot]] who is the CEO of Planters® that there is more to life than [[money]] and peanuts.

Lick the truth. When the tingling stops, place the scalpel at the root of your tongue. Keep moving it left and right until your tongue is completely severed and take it out of your mouth. Find the purple spot and remove it using the toothbrush. Now you are able to access your tongue’s mainframe. Keep in mind this renders it vulnerable to attacks (from bats and various other kinds of bugs), so it is important to change your [[password]] regularly and install security updates as soon as possible after they are released.

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 An unwashed tongue is to a washed tongue what [[evil]] spaghetti is to regular spaghetti. Never eat spaghetti with an unwashed tongue.
-In order to remove your tongue safely, it must be muscular enough to resist breaking. Therefore it is important to perform daily tongue exercises like push-ups and trying to explain to a parrot who is the CEO of Planters® that there is more to life than money and peanuts.
+In order to remove your tongue safely, it must be muscular enough to resist breaking. Therefore it is important to perform daily tongue exercises like push-ups and trying to explain to a [[bird|parrot]] who is the CEO of Planters® that there is more to life than [[money]] and peanuts.
 Lick the truth. When the tingling stops, place the scalpel at the root of your tongue. Keep moving it left and right until your tongue is completely severed and take it out of your mouth. Find the purple spot and remove it using the toothbrush. Now you are able to access your tongue’s mainframe. Keep in mind this renders it vulnerable to attacks (from bats and various other kinds of bugs), so it is important to change your [[password]] regularly and install security updates as soon as possible after they are released.