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{{quote|You need to understand my obsession with chairs. Thus far, every single chair I’ve come across has given me the compulsory urge to sit on it. And I don’t mean to just sit on it. I mean to really | {{quote|You need to understand my obsession with chairs. Thus far, every single chair I’ve come across has given me the compulsory urge to sit on it. And I don’t mean to just sit on it. I mean to really '''sit''' on it. To '''feel''' it. | ||
To become one with it. | To become one with it. | ||
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It’s so god-awful, so hellish in nature, so absolutely revolting, I wouldn’t wish the devil themselves to catch even half a glimpse of it. This yellow is far beyond how traumatising I considered any colour is possible of being. Its bulging intestines are orders of magnitude more upsetting than the most disturbing horror media in existence. All evil in the universe must be trembling in ice cold fear for whatever force was responsible for the creation of this piece of furniture. I feel disgusting. I’m going to wash myself in my stand-up bathtub and never think about this again.|hellomynameisjoe}} | It’s so god-awful, so hellish in nature, so absolutely revolting, I wouldn’t wish the devil themselves to catch even half a glimpse of it. This yellow is far beyond how traumatising I considered any colour is possible of being. Its bulging intestines are orders of magnitude more upsetting than the most disturbing horror media in existence. All evil in the universe must be trembling in ice cold fear for whatever force was responsible for the creation of this piece of furniture. I feel disgusting. I’m going to wash myself in my stand-up bathtub and never think about this again.|hellomynameisjoe}} | ||
This was two and a half years ago [[okay]] | |||