Dental hygiene: Difference between revisions

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= Rinsing the teeth =

Teeth are an important part of your mouth. Keeping them clean and happy is the primary element that makes so many of the records we love have that timeless quality.<br>

Contrary to popular belief, the use of toothpaste is not required in the presence of Divine Inspiration. To test for Divine Inspiration, light a match and hold it within a centimetre above the bleach surface. If it starts singing, the concentration of Divine Inspiration in the vicinity is probably adequate.

Contrary to popular belief, the use of toothpaste is not required in the presence of Divine Inspiration. To test for Divine Inspiration, light a match and hold it within a centimetre above the bleach surface. If it starts singing, the concentration of Divine Inspiration in the vicinity is probably adequate.<br>

Using the toothbrush, slowly start scraping away the biggest pieces of moss, careful not to touch any of the woody underside yet. Once the pain starts becoming unbearable, turn the toothbrush around and use the handle to knock any worms out of their holes. It is now time to pull out your teeth for the main rinse. You can use pliers for this if it comforts you, but experienced players often prefer to use their bare hands. The key to keeping your roots intact is to apply a slight twisting motion while pulling down. If you have any spare bleach, you can apply this to your gums to prevent infection.

= Tips and tricks =

* Never eat carrots;

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 = Rinsing the teeth =
 Teeth are an important part of your mouth. Keeping them clean and happy is the primary element that makes so many of the records we love have that timeless quality.<br>
-Contrary to popular belief, the use of toothpaste is not required in the presence of Divine Inspiration. To test for Divine Inspiration, light a match and hold it within a centimetre above the bleach surface. If it starts singing, the concentration of Divine Inspiration in the vicinity is probably adequate.
+Contrary to popular belief, the use of toothpaste is not required in the presence of Divine Inspiration. To test for Divine Inspiration, light a match and hold it within a centimetre above the bleach surface. If it starts singing, the concentration of Divine Inspiration in the vicinity is probably adequate.<br>
+Using the toothbrush, slowly start scraping away the biggest pieces of moss, careful not to touch any of the woody underside yet. Once the pain starts becoming unbearable, turn the toothbrush around and use the handle to knock any worms out of their holes. It is now time to pull out your teeth for the main rinse. You can use pliers for this if it comforts you, but experienced players often prefer to use their bare hands. The key to keeping your roots intact is to apply a slight twisting motion while pulling down. If you have any spare bleach, you can apply this to your gums to prevent infection.
 = Tips and tricks =
 * Never eat carrots;