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Forget everything you know about Luxembourg and cover the floor in at least 3 cm (1,2 in) of bleach. Let it sink in what you’ve just done for 20–40 seconds before deciding you probably want to sell the house soon anyway. Drop the toothbrush from approximately half a metre from the floor, under the yelling of the name of whomever you kissed last. If you are alone on this barren earth, kiss your own hand and yell your own name. Be careful not to let any tears fall into the bleach. When the toothbrush starts unpleasantly smelling of fish, take it out and finish the quiche. If this does not happen, twist the toothbrush 180 degrees and start over the entire routine. If you keep experiencing this issue, please contact our Costumer Service and we will reach out to you in five to seven business days.

= Rinsing the teeth =

Teeth are an important part of your mouth. Keeping them clean and happy is the primary element that makes so many of the records we love have that timeless quality.

Teeth are an important part of your mouth. Keeping them clean and happy is the primary element that makes so many of the records we love have that timeless quality.<br>

Contrary to popular belief, the use of toothpaste is not required in the presence of Divine Inspiration. To test for Divine Inspiration, light a match and hold it within a centimetre above the bleach surface. If it starts singing, the concentration of Divine Inspiration in the vicinity is probably adequate.

= Tips and tricks =

* Never eat carrots;

* Rethink your previously held notions of bluegrass music and its place in history;

* Extend your aversion to cannibalism to the consumption of all sentient lifeforms;

* [[Grill]];

* Be sexually active at least twice a month;

* Don’t adopt a maiden name;

* Count to five;

* Listen to your friends when they tell you your driving style is slightly dangerous;

* Learn to cope with loss without it affecting others;

* Click this link to find out how you can weigh over 6000 kilos in less than two weeks (doctors hate him, fish fear him).

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 Forget everything you know about Luxembourg and cover the floor in at least 3 cm (1,2 in) of bleach. Let it sink in what you’ve just done for 20–40 seconds before deciding you probably want to sell the house soon anyway. Drop the toothbrush from approximately half a metre from the floor, under the yelling of the name of whomever you kissed last. If you are alone on this barren earth, kiss your own hand and yell your own name. Be careful not to let any tears fall into the bleach. When the toothbrush starts unpleasantly smelling of fish, take it out and finish the quiche. If this does not happen, twist the toothbrush 180 degrees and start over the entire routine. If you keep experiencing this issue, please contact our Costumer Service and we will reach out to you in five to seven business days.
 = Rinsing the teeth =
-Teeth are an important part of your mouth. Keeping them clean and happy is the primary element that makes so many of the records we love have that timeless quality.
+Teeth are an important part of your mouth. Keeping them clean and happy is the primary element that makes so many of the records we love have that timeless quality.<br>
+Contrary to popular belief, the use of toothpaste is not required in the presence of Divine Inspiration. To test for Divine Inspiration, light a match and hold it within a centimetre above the bleach surface. If it starts singing, the concentration of Divine Inspiration in the vicinity is probably adequate.
+= Tips and tricks =
+* Never eat carrots;
+* Rethink your previously held notions of bluegrass music and its place in history;
+* Extend your aversion to cannibalism to the consumption of all sentient lifeforms;
+* [[Grill]];
+* Be sexually active at least twice a month;
+* Don’t adopt a maiden name;
+* Count to five;
+* Listen to your friends when they tell you your driving style is slightly dangerous;
+* Learn to cope with loss without it affecting others;
+* Click this link to find out how you can weigh over 6000 kilos in less than two weeks (doctors hate him, fish fear him).