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# Mix the dry ingredients into a bowl; | # Mix the dry ingredients into a bowl; | ||
# Slowly add water and keep stirring until the mixture feels like it could kill you if it was alive; | # Slowly add water and keep stirring until the mixture feels like it could kill you if it was alive; | ||
# Set the dough aside to rise for 30 minutes, while performing [the Hymn of Forests Green] at a volume as not to wake up any potential neighbours; | # Set the dough aside to rise for 30 minutes, while performing [[the Hymn of Forests Green]] at a volume as not to wake up any potential neighbours; | ||
# Keep thinking about Luxembourg as you take the dough and pour it over your head; | # Keep thinking about Luxembourg as you take the dough and pour it over your head; | ||
# Look at the ceiling and swear you will never look at the Moon directly. (You may lie, but it increases the odds of bad breath.); | # Look at the ceiling and swear you will never look at the Moon directly. (You may lie, but it increases the odds of bad breath.); | ||