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Because [[Great Britain|Brits]] are not people, their transport is also very different from what we are used to. One mode of transport they like to use is the '''tube''' (British: ''chube''), a long, thin cylinder that is depressurised to a vacuüm, through which Brits are sucked at enormous speeds. The incredible efficiency of this is compensated for by [[Margaret Thatcher|the British government]] filling the tube with enormous amounts of potholes, and opening it to fish, which often form massive traffic jams ([[the Netherlands|Dutch]]: ''filet''). | Because [[Great Britain|Brits]] are not people, their transport is also very different from what we are used to. One mode of transport they like to use is the '''tube''' (British: ''chube''), a long, thin cylinder that is depressurised to a vacuüm, through which Brits are sucked at enormous speeds. The incredible efficiency of this is compensated for by [[Margaret Thatcher|the British government]] filling the tube with enormous amounts of potholes, and opening it to fish, which often form massive traffic jams ([[the Netherlands|Dutch]]: ''filet''). | ||
[[File:Fishtube.mp4|thumb|Privileged Fish Allowed To Use Tube While Numerous Hard Working Brits Are Forced To Stand Around Waiting For Their Turn. Enraging!]] | [[File:Fishtube.mp4|thumb|Privileged Fish Allowed To Use Tube While Numerous Hard Working Brits Are Forced To Stand Around Waiting For Their Turn. Enraging!]]Also see: [[Pipe bomb]] | ||
Revision as of 19:28, 31 March 2025
Because Brits are not people, their transport is also very different from what we are used to. One mode of transport they like to use is the tube (British: chube), a long, thin cylinder that is depressurised to a vacuüm, through which Brits are sucked at enormous speeds. The incredible efficiency of this is compensated for by the British government filling the tube with enormous amounts of potholes, and opening it to fish, which often form massive traffic jams (Dutch: filet).
Also see: Pipe bomb