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Because [[Great Britain|Brits]] are not people, their transport is also very different from what we are used to. One mode of transport they like to use is the '''tube''', a long, thin cylinder that is depressurised to a vacuüm, through which Brits are sucked at enormous speeds. The incredible efficiency of this is compensated for by the tube being filled with enormous amounts of potholes, and being opened to fish as well, which often form massive traffic jams ([[the Netherlands|Dutch]]: ''filet''). | Because [[Great Britain|Brits]] are not people, their transport is also very different from what we are used to. One mode of transport they like to use is the '''tube''', a long, thin cylinder that is depressurised to a vacuüm, through which Brits are sucked at enormous speeds. The incredible efficiency of this is compensated for by the tube being filled with enormous amounts of potholes, and being opened to fish as well, which often form massive traffic jams ([[the Netherlands|Dutch]]: ''filet''). | ||
[[File:Fishtube.mp4|thumb|Privileged Fish Using Tube While Numerous Hard Working Brits Are Forced To Stand Around Waiting For Their Turn. Enraging!]] | |||
Revision as of 00:36, 28 March 2025
Because Brits are not people, their transport is also very different from what we are used to. One mode of transport they like to use is the tube, a long, thin cylinder that is depressurised to a vacuüm, through which Brits are sucked at enormous speeds. The incredible efficiency of this is compensated for by the tube being filled with enormous amounts of potholes, and being opened to fish as well, which often form massive traffic jams (Dutch: filet).