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It gets way too cold each year. Luckily, the [[Earth]]’s atmosphere traps incoming heat from the sun, and this slowly makes the Earth warmer. This is called '''climate change''' or '''global warming'''.
It gets way too cold each year. Luckily, the [[Earth]]’s atmosphere traps incoming heat from the sun, and this slowly makes the Earth warmer. This is called '''climate change''' or '''global warming'''.
[[Green]][[Dr. House|house]] gases help the atmosphere trap more heat, so humans since the late 1700s have been hard at work to emit as many of them as possible. With our combined efforts, we have managed to make great progress, increasing global air temperature by as much as 1,5 degrees centigrade. You may help by [[grill]]ing a lot of meat and other animal products, having your radiator and air conditioning running on their maximum setting at all times, and burning down the entire Amazon rainforest.
[[Green]][[Dr. House|house]] gases help the atmosphere trap more heat, so humans since the late 1700s have been hard at work to emit as many of them as possible. With our combined efforts, we have managed to make great progress, increasing global air temperature by as much as 1,5 degrees centigrade. You may help by [[grill]]ing a lot of meat and other animal products, having your radiator and air conditioning running on their maximum setting at all times, investing 1 william dollars in [[Shell]], and burning down the entire Amazon rainforest.

Revision as of 18:01, 24 March 2025

It gets way too cold each year. Luckily, the Earth’s atmosphere traps incoming heat from the sun, and this slowly makes the Earth warmer. This is called climate change or global warming. Greenhouse gases help the atmosphere trap more heat, so humans since the late 1700s have been hard at work to emit as many of them as possible. With our combined efforts, we have managed to make great progress, increasing global air temperature by as much as 1,5 degrees centigrade. You may help by grilling a lot of meat and other animal products, having your radiator and air conditioning running on their maximum setting at all times, investing 1 william dollars in Shell, and burning down the entire Amazon rainforest.