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== Effects ==
== Effects ==
Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this maneuver should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale model depicting the cause of their death.
Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this maneuver should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale model depicting the location and cause of their death.