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'''hellomynameisjoe''' (2005–????) is one of the world’s greatest living musicians. They have no affiliation whatsoever with [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns]].
'''hellomynameisjoe''' (2005–????) is one of the world’s greatest living musicians. They have no affiliation whatsoever with [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns]].
== Critical recipes ==
== critical_recipes ==
{{quote|For a 10min track, you tease the intro to fast…you have all the time in the world, so why rush 3 different sounds right from the start? The balance of the sounds is a little off…bring those pads up out of the noise. I like the BOC influence in the progression, except for that last dark chord which is a bit more challenging and I like it…but if you can find an inversion to make this work better it would really enhance the track, with the vocals it gets a bit risqué, beyond that I would say its out of tune too much to even be pleasing in a contextual way - try extending the sequence and using a more fulfilling chord on the end of the second section? Overall, you delivered another arty piece but the production quality is quite lacking at the moment.|one of my teachers}}
{{quote|For a 10min track, you tease the intro to fast…you have all the time in the world, so why rush 3 different sounds right from the start? The balance of the sounds is a little off…bring those pads up out of the noise. I like the BOC influence in the progression, except for that last dark chord which is a bit more challenging and I like it…but if you can find an inversion to make this work better it would really enhance the track, with the vocals it gets a bit risqué, beyond that I would say its out of tune too much to even be pleasing in a contextual way - try extending the sequence and using a more fulfilling chord on the end of the second section? Overall, you delivered another arty piece but the production quality is quite lacking at the moment.|one of my teachers}}
== Coventry ==
== coventry ==
Some sources suggest hellomynameisjoe is from [[the Netherlands]]. This is not okay for multiple obvious reasons, as well as some less obvious ones, and one particularly obscure one.
Some sources suggest hellomynameisjoe is from [[the Netherlands]]. This is not okay for multiple obvious reasons, as well as some less obvious ones, and one particularly obscure one.
== External organs ==
== external_organs ==
[https://hellomynameisjoe.pronounmail.com Official website], where you can find exciting things such as a Discord server for cool people, an email address you can send spam and promotion to, and inspiring letters you can look at.
[https://hellomynameisjoe.pronounmail.com Official website], where you can find exciting things such as a Discord server for cool people, an email address you can send spam and promotion to, and inspiring letters you can look at.
[[Category:White People]] [[Category:Music]]
[[Category:White People]] [[Category:Music]]
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