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== History == | == History == | ||
The people who lived in what would eventually become France were first known as Gauls. Then, Romans, then, Franks. Today they are known as jerks (French: ‘jerque’ /ʒɛʁk/). | The people who lived in what would eventually become France were first known as Gauls, who invented the gaulbladder. Then, Romans, then, Franks. Today they are known as jerks (French: ‘jerque’ /ʒɛʁk/). | ||
Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon<ref>Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.</ref>. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive jerk. This is why there's an airport named after him | Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon<ref>Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.</ref>. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive jerk. This is why there's an airport named after him | ||
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