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The Wireless Pint was created by Stever Jobs after getting absolutely sloshed at the Kings Arms in 1980. Many have reported that he was inspired to create the technology after looking at his empty pint glass and saying, out loud, his famous catchphrase: "[[Computer]]".

Jobs was renowned for making his employees work up to fourteen hours a day to make the deadline of Black Friday 1907. The Wireless Pint missed ~~it's~~ initially planned release date, causing the team working on the device to subsequently be disbanded and executed. It was finally released when it was ready.

Jobs was renowned for making his employees work up to fourteen hours a day to make the deadline of Black Friday 1907. The Wireless Pint missed its initially planned release date, causing the team working on the device to subsequently be disbanded and executed. It was finally released when it was ready.

The inner workings of the Wireless Pint are still not well understood by modern science, but many hypothesise it operates the way it does because the pint is wireless.

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 The Wireless Pint was created by Stever Jobs after getting absolutely sloshed at the Kings Arms in 1980. Many have reported that he was inspired to create the technology after looking at his empty pint glass and saying, out loud, his famous catchphrase: "[[Computer]]".
-Jobs was renowned for making his employees work up to fourteen hours a day to make the deadline of Black Friday 1907. The Wireless Pint missed it's initially planned release date, causing the team working on the device to subsequently be disbanded and executed. It was finally released when it was ready.
+Jobs was renowned for making his employees work up to fourteen hours a day to make the deadline of Black Friday 1907. The Wireless Pint missed its initially planned release date, causing the team working on the device to subsequently be disbanded and executed. It was finally released when it was ready.
 The inner workings of the Wireless Pint are still not well understood by modern science, but many hypothesise it operates the way it does because the pint is wireless.