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# Slowly add water and keep stirring until the mixture feels like it could kill you if it was alive; | # Slowly add water and keep stirring until the mixture feels like it could kill you if it was alive; | ||
# Set the dough aside to rise for 30 minutes, while performing [[the Hymn of Forests Green]] at a volume as not to wake up any potential neighbours; | # Set the dough aside to rise for 30 minutes, while performing [[the Hymn of Forests Green]] at a volume as not to wake up any potential neighbours; | ||
# Keep thinking about Luxembourg as you take the dough and pour it over your head; | # Keep thinking about [[The Netherlands|Luxembourg]] as you take the dough and pour it over your head; | ||
# Look at the ceiling and swear you will never look at the Moon directly. (You may lie, but it increases the odds of bad breath.); | # Look at the ceiling and swear you will never look at the [[Moon]] directly. (You may lie, but it increases the odds of bad breath.); | ||
# Be careful to fight back as the dough tries to strangle you. Do not yell or show fear. | # Be careful to fight back as the dough tries to strangle you. Do not yell or show fear. | ||
== Priming the toothbrush == | == Priming the toothbrush == | ||
For the best result, make sure your [[toothbrush]] is free of any bugs before continuing.<br> | For the best result, make sure your [[toothbrush]] is free of any bugs before continuing.<br> | ||