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John Shovel was a straight up upstanding guy. Everyone loves John Shovel!

John Shovel was a straight up upstanding guy. Everyone loves John Shovel! ~~If a John Shovel in the woods and noshovel is around to john, did it really shovel at all?~~ I liked when John Shovel said "It's Shovelling [[Time]]" and then promptly invented "The Shovel".

I liked when John Shovel said "It's Shovelling [[Time]]" and then promptly invented "The Shovel".

== History ==

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John Shovel never got any love from his parents on account of the [[File:Abstract William Afton face.png|alt=An emoji of "William Afton" otherwise known as "The Purple Guy", from the hit game series "Five Nights At Freddy's"|frameless|20x20px]] 87 children.

John Shovel had a life devoid of love and was frequently bored.

John Shovel had a [[life]] devoid of [[love]] and was frequently bored.

John Shovel ended up living in "The Shovel" Family's Backyard.

John Shovel found every Tools and Doohickeys and Thangmajigs available to him.

John Shovel found every [[Computer Louse|Tools]] and [[Computer mouse|Doohickeys]] and [[Computer Blouse|Thangmajigs]] available to him.

John Shovel thought, "What if one's Y level could be lowered by disrespecting [[God]], instead of walking down a hill?" and then founded "The Shovel".

John Shovel thought, "What if one's [[Minecraft|Y level]] could be lowered by disrespecting [[God]], instead of walking down a hill?" and then founded "The Shovel".

John Shovel dug a very big hole in his backyard and dug up "The Shovel" Factory, and that's why you have "The Shovel" in your home today!

John Shovel dug a very big [[The sinner hole.|hole]] in his backyard and dug up "The Shovel" Factory, and that's why you have "The Shovel" in your home today!

== "The Shovel" ==

{{Tombox|If a John Shovel in the woods and no-shovel is around to john, did "The" really "Shovel" at all?}}

A discussion about John Shovel would (of course) not be complete without mentioning "The Shovel". If you believe the discussion is missing something else, you can discuss "The Shovel" [[Talk:John Shovel|here]].

"The Shovel" was about 87% responsible for the industrial revolution, and therefore responsible for 87% of the consequences.

"The Shovel" was about [[File:Abstract William Afton face.png|alt=An emoji of "William Afton" otherwise known as "The Purple Guy", from the hit game series "Five Nights At Freddy's"|frameless|20x20px]] 87% responsible for [[The Industrial Revolution|the industrial revolution]], and therefore responsible for [[File:Abstract William Afton face.png|alt=An emoji of "William Afton" otherwise known as "The Purple Guy", from the hit game series "Five Nights At Freddy's"|frameless|20x20px]] 87% of the consequences.

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+John Shovel was a straight up upstanding guy. Everyone loves John Shovel!
-John Shovel was a straight up upstanding guy. Everyone loves John Shovel! If a John Shovel in the woods and noshovel is around to john, did it really shovel at all? I liked when John Shovel said "It's Shovelling [[Time]]" and then promptly invented "The Shovel".
+I liked when John Shovel said "It's Shovelling [[Time]]" and then promptly invented "The Shovel".
 == History ==
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 John Shovel never got any love from his parents on account of the [[File:Abstract William Afton face.png|alt=An emoji of "William Afton" otherwise known as "The Purple Guy", from the hit game series "Five Nights At Freddy's"|frameless|20x20px]] 87 children.
-John Shovel had a life devoid of love and was frequently bored.
+John Shovel had a [[life]] devoid of [[love]] and was frequently bored.
 John Shovel ended up living in "The Shovel" Family's Backyard.
-John Shovel found every Tools and Doohickeys and Thangmajigs available to him.
+John Shovel found every [[Computer Louse|Tools]] and [[Computer mouse|Doohickeys]] and [[Computer Blouse|Thangmajigs]] available to him.
-John Shovel thought, "What if one's Y level could be lowered by disrespecting [[God]], instead of walking down a hill?" and then founded "The Shovel".
+John Shovel thought, "What if one's [[Minecraft|Y level]] could be lowered by disrespecting [[God]], instead of walking down a hill?" and then founded "The Shovel".
-John Shovel dug a very big hole in his backyard and dug up "The Shovel" Factory, and that's why you have "The Shovel" in your home today!
+John Shovel dug a very big [[The sinner hole.|hole]] in his backyard and dug up "The Shovel" Factory, and that's why you have "The Shovel" in your home today!
 == "The Shovel" ==
+{{Tombox|If a John Shovel in the woods and no-shovel is around to john, did "The" really "Shovel" at all?}}
 A discussion about John Shovel would (of course) not be complete without mentioning "The Shovel". If you believe the discussion is missing something else, you can discuss "The Shovel" [[Talk:John Shovel|here]].
-"The Shovel" was about 87% responsible for the industrial revolution, and therefore responsible for 87% of the consequences.
+"The Shovel" was about [[File:Abstract William Afton face.png|alt=An emoji of "William Afton" otherwise known as "The Purple Guy", from the hit game series "Five Nights At Freddy's"|frameless|20x20px]] 87% responsible for [[The Industrial Revolution|the industrial revolution]], and therefore responsible for [[File:Abstract William Afton face.png|alt=An emoji of "William Afton" otherwise known as "The Purple Guy", from the hit game series "Five Nights At Freddy's"|frameless|20x20px]] 87% of the consequences.
 === Usage ===