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Created page with "# Marjoram Tater Greens Marjoram Tater Greens are a simple vegetarian dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the Make America Scran Again movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater. ## Ingredients Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globali..." |
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== Marjoram Tater Greens == | |||
Marjoram Tater Greens are a simple vegetarian dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the Make America Scran Again movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater. | |||
==== Ingredients ==== | |||
* Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion | |||
Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion | * Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud" | ||
Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud" | * Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit | ||
Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit | |||
==== Preparation ==== | |||
Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny. | Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny. | ||