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'''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain. | '''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain. | ||
Latest revision as of 09:42, 25 November 2025
Piss, also known as Pee, also known as Urine, also known as Epic Yellow, is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain.
Saucentific debate surrounding Piss
Beginning around the 450th century BCE, some people within the Global Sauce Alliance believed Piss to be a type of sauce. This prompted the formation of two factions within the organisation, and the ferocity of their debates led to a one-minute nuclear war, after which both sides concluded that they couldn't be arsed. However, the extremist wing of the pro-piss-sauce faction decided that if piss couldn't be a sauce, they ought to eliminate food, and devised a plan to do so, culminating in the creation of the concept of the Omnisauce, a sauce that tastes like everything that everyone can have all of the time that would end the culinary arts as we know them. Confusingly, the Omnisauce does not contain piss.
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