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While Sony has always maintained that DataGoo is harmless when consumed, many have reported dire consequences. In one instance, a small child between the ages of four and twenty-seven consumed their copy of Wii Sports Resort, which was stored on DataGoo. While not immediately noticing any side effects, they soon reported to have gained the ability to perfectly simulate in their mind a game of boxing or perhaps flying around in a little plane. I shouldn't have to tell you why this is fucked up.

~~Early~~ DataGoo ~~implementations involved the use of~~ a sharp needle which ~~one~~ would ~~use to inject~~ a ~~silicone~~ receptacle ~~area~~. ~~Due~~ to ~~public outcry~~, Sony ~~quietly moved on to~~ a needle-free ~~design~~ with a reengineered receptacle ~~that featured~~ a ~~hole~~ to ~~insert~~ the ~~tip~~ into.

The first generation of DataGoo containers featured a sharp needle which users would insert into a plastic membrane on the receptacle. This design lead to numerous injuries and hospitalisations, including one incident where a user mistakenly injected themselves with DataGoo. We have no idea what happened to that guy.

Sony later introduced a needle-free alternative, with a soft plastic container and a reengineered receptacle featuring a funnel to squeeze the DataGoo into.

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 While Sony has always maintained that DataGoo is harmless when consumed, many have reported dire consequences. In one instance, a small child between the ages of four and twenty-seven consumed their copy of Wii Sports Resort, which was stored on DataGoo. While not immediately noticing any side effects, they soon reported to have gained the ability to perfectly simulate in their mind a game of boxing or perhaps flying around in a little plane. I shouldn't have to tell you why this is fucked up.
-Early DataGoo implementations involved the use of a sharp needle which one would use to inject a silicone receptacle area. Due to public outcry, Sony quietly moved on to a needle-free design with a reengineered receptacle that featured a hole to insert the tip into.
+The first generation of DataGoo containers featured a sharp needle which users would insert into a plastic membrane on the receptacle. This design lead to numerous injuries and hospitalisations, including one incident where a user mistakenly injected themselves with DataGoo. We have no idea what happened to that guy.
+Sony later introduced a needle-free alternative, with a soft plastic container and a reengineered receptacle featuring a funnel to squeeze the DataGoo into.