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While Sony has always maintained that DataGoo is harmless when consumed, many have reported dire consequences. In one instance, a small child between the ages of four and twenty-seven consumed their copy of Wii Sports Resort, which was stored on DataGoo. While not immediately noticing any side effects, they soon reported to have gained the ability to perfectly simulate in their mind a game of boxing or perhaps flying around in a little plane. I shouldn't have to tell you why this is fucked up. | While Sony has always maintained that DataGoo is harmless when consumed, many have reported dire consequences. In one instance, a small child between the ages of four and twenty-seven consumed their copy of Wii Sports Resort, which was stored on DataGoo. While not immediately noticing any side effects, they soon reported to have gained the ability to perfectly simulate in their mind a game of boxing or perhaps flying around in a little plane. I shouldn't have to tell you why this is fucked up. | ||
Early DataGoo implementations involved the use of a sharp needle which one would use to inject a silicone receptacle area. Due to public outcry, Sony quietly moved on to a needle-free design with a reengineered receptacle that featured a hole to insert the tip into. | |||
Revision as of 17:14, 14 September 2025
DataGoo (DG) is a discontinued data storage product developed by Sony. Created to replace the aging Horse MiniDisc standard, DataGoo offered an increased capacity of 10 minutes of audio playback per millilitre.
Adoption
DataGoo immediately saw worldwide adoption, quickly usurping the Compact Disc, DVD, MiniDisc, Horse MiniDisc, writing things down on paper, and remembering.
Safety Concerns
While Sony has always maintained that DataGoo is harmless when consumed, many have reported dire consequences. In one instance, a small child between the ages of four and twenty-seven consumed their copy of Wii Sports Resort, which was stored on DataGoo. While not immediately noticing any side effects, they soon reported to have gained the ability to perfectly simulate in their mind a game of boxing or perhaps flying around in a little plane. I shouldn't have to tell you why this is fucked up.
Early DataGoo implementations involved the use of a sharp needle which one would use to inject a silicone receptacle area. Due to public outcry, Sony quietly moved on to a needle-free design with a reengineered receptacle that featured a hole to insert the tip into.