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'''The Moon''' is [[Earth]]'s greatest companion and we don't deserve her. | '''The Moon''' is [[Earth]]'s greatest companion and we don't deserve her. | ||
Revision as of 20:06, 9 October 2025
The Moon is Earth's greatest companion and we don't deserve her.
She was built circa 200 BC and launched into earth's orbit via daisy-chained trebuchets.
Reasons why the Moon is lovely
- Not too shiny
- Like a big star (but it's a big rock)
- Can change shape
- She commands the oceans
- Evil? (Possibly) /pos
Controversies
Many scientists believe the moon has been plotting some sort of dreadful occurrence. We cannot let this happen