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 == Early Life ==
 Coming from humble beginnings, Jesus was born, wrapped in swaddling clothes, and laid in a Pret A Manger.
+== Teachings ==
+Jeebs was famous for making long speeches, which were often boring, but sometimes snacks were included. He often told his [[X|twitter]] followers to get gender reassignment surgery and to practice good [[Dental hygiene]].
 == Top Surgery ==
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 == Death 1 ==
-Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding.
+Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding. One group of his fandom, often known as Catholic, reenacts his first death through a railway network with stops at every major injury James was subjected to, thus giving it the name the Stations of the Cross. Such stops include Jesus is stripped and Jesus is nailed.
 == Resurrection ==