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France is allegedly a country. | '''France''' is allegedly a country. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
The people who lived in what would eventually become France were first known as Gauls, who invented the gaulbladder. Then, Romans, then, Franks. Today they are known as jerks (French: | The people who lived in what would eventually become France were first known as Gauls, who invented the gaulbladder. Then, Romans, then, Franks. Today they are known as jerks (French: ''[[Jorkin' Depeanits|jerque]]'' /ʒɛʁk/). | ||
Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon<ref>Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.</ref>. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive [[Jorkin' Depeanits|jerk]]. This is why there's an airport named after him | Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon<ref>Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.</ref>. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive [[Jorkin' Depeanits|jerk]]. This is why there's an airport named after him | ||
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[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]] | [[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]] | ||