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Maintaining a good '''dental hygiene''' is essential for your overall health, as well as keeping the Powers That Be satisfied. Below is provided a proven dental hygiene routine that ensures an adequate mouth shape and smell.
Maintaining a good '''dental hygiene''' is essential for your overall health, as well as keeping the Powers That Be satisfied. Below is provided a proven dental hygiene routine that, if performed twice a day, ensures an adequate mouth shape and smell.
= Preparation =
= Preparation =
Choose your location of preference. Make sure all windows in the building are closed. Never perform any part of this routine outside. A house with thick walls and a smell that vaguely reminds you of childhood tends to yield the best results. Walls painted in a cold colour (like blue or ultramarine) might anger the Spirit of Christmas Past.<br>
Choose your location of preference. Make sure all windows in the building are closed. Never perform any part of this routine outside. A house with thick walls and a smell that vaguely reminds you of childhood tends to yield the best results. Walls painted in a cold colour (like blue or ultramarine) might anger the Spirit of Christmas Past.<br>