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Because [[Great Britain|Brits]] are not people, their transport is also very different from what we are used to. One mode of transport they like to use is the '''tube''' (British: ''chube''), a long, thin cylinder that is depressurised to a vacuüm, through which Brits are sucked at enormous speeds. The incredible efficiency of this is compensated for by [[Margaret Thatcher|the British government]] filling the tube with enormous amounts of potholes, and opening it to fish, which often form massive traffic jams ([[the Netherlands|Dutch]]: ''filet''). | Because [[Great Britain|Brits]] are not people, their transport is also very different from what we are used to. One mode of transport they like to use is the '''tube''' (British: ''chube''), a long, thin cylinder that is depressurised to a vacuüm, through which Brits are sucked at enormous speeds. The incredible efficiency of this is compensated for by [[Margaret Thatcher|the British government]] filling the tube with enormous amounts of potholes, and opening it to fish, which often form massive traffic jams ([[the Netherlands|Dutch]]: ''filet''). | ||
[[File:Fishtube.mp4|thumb|Privileged Fish Allowed To Use Tube While Numerous Hard Working Brits Are Forced To Stand Around Waiting For Their Turn. Enraging!]] | [[File:Fishtube.mp4|thumb|Privileged Fish Allowed To Use Tube While Numerous Hard Working Brits Are Forced To Stand Around Waiting For Their Turn. Enraging!]] | ||
{{See also|Pipe bomb}} | |||