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The valuation of the plastic industry soon began to soar, as investors realised the material could facilitate the manufacture of goods whilst maintaining the high levels of environmental harm and general evildoing required to stay competitive today's economy. | The valuation of the plastic industry soon began to soar, as investors realised the material could facilitate the manufacture of goods whilst maintaining the high levels of environmental harm and general evildoing required to stay competitive today's economy. | ||
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Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to try this technique should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale model depicting the cause of their death. | |||