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== Homosexual affairs ==

Throughout his time at the University of Poitiers, d’Emaileux gained a reputation for being romantically involved with other men. Though he denied such claims, he would write and publish essays on the subjects of personal liberation, sexual freedom, and how cool it is to [[kissing|kiss]] other men, to wide acclaim.

Throughout his time at the University of Poitiers, d’Emaileux gained a reputation for being [[Dating|romantically involved]] with other men. Though he denied such claims, he would write and publish essays on the subjects of personal liberation, sexual freedom, and how cool it is to [[kissing|kiss]] other men, to wide acclaim.

Volume III of d’Emaileux’s diaries, all of which were published posthumously, contains the details of his homosexual relationships.

Volume III of d’Emaileux’s diaries, all of which were published posthumously, contains the details of [[Him|his]] homosexual relationships.

== Invention and theft of the email ==

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== Illness and death ==

So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of ninety-three when, on a walk in the countryside accompanied by his grand-niece and then-caretaker Geneviéve de-Saint-Roche, he began to suffer a coughing fit and was then trampled to death by a passing stampede of wild Star Trek cosplayers.

So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of ninety-three when, on a walk in the countryside accompanied by his grand-niece and then-caretaker Geneviéve de-Saint-Roche, he began to suffer a coughing fit and was then trampled to death by a passing stampede of wild [[You|Star Trek cosplayers]].

This is often thought to have been the work of [[Jesus 2]], the Second Son of [[God]]. Scholars believe it to be an act of rebellion against his father for not provoking the invention of the bagless vacuum cleaner back in 1808. Of course, however, this cannot be proven, much like his suspected involvement with the plenitude of odd occurrences throughout history.

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 == Homosexual affairs ==
-Throughout his time at the University of Poitiers, d’Emaileux gained a reputation for being romantically involved with other men. Though he denied such claims, he would write and publish essays on the subjects of personal liberation, sexual freedom, and how cool it is to [[kissing|kiss]] other men, to wide acclaim.
+Throughout his time at the University of Poitiers, d’Emaileux gained a reputation for being [[Dating|romantically involved]] with other men. Though he denied such claims, he would write and publish essays on the subjects of personal liberation, sexual freedom, and how cool it is to [[kissing|kiss]] other men, to wide acclaim.
-Volume III of d’Emaileux’s diaries, all of which were published posthumously, contains the details of his homosexual relationships.
+Volume III of d’Emaileux’s diaries, all of which were published posthumously, contains the details of [[Him|his]] homosexual relationships.
 == Invention and theft of the email ==
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 == Illness and death ==
-So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of ninety-three when, on a walk in the countryside accompanied by his grand-niece and then-caretaker Geneviéve de-Saint-Roche, he began to suffer a coughing fit and was then trampled to death by a passing stampede of wild Star Trek cosplayers.
+So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of ninety-three when, on a walk in the countryside accompanied by his grand-niece and then-caretaker Geneviéve de-Saint-Roche, he began to suffer a coughing fit and was then trampled to death by a passing stampede of wild [[You|Star Trek cosplayers]].
 This is often thought to have been the work of [[Jesus 2]], the Second Son of [[God]]. Scholars believe it to be an act of rebellion against his father for not provoking the invention of the bagless vacuum cleaner back in 1808. Of course, however, this cannot be proven, much like his suspected involvement with the plenitude of odd occurrences throughout history.
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