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Get to know your tongue. Take it on a date to a location of its choosing, and ask carefully worded questions to form a connection. | Get to know your tongue. Take it on a date to a location of its choosing, and ask carefully worded questions to form a connection. | ||
Here is a helpful list of questions you can ask: | Here is a helpful list of questions you can ask: | ||
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* Make it stop | * Make it stop | ||
* Make it stop | * Make it stop | ||
Here is an unhelpful list of questions you can’t ask: | Here is an unhelpful list of questions you can’t ask: | ||
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=== The unmentionable part === | === The unmentionable part === | ||
=== Finishing what you started === | |||
After the unmentionable part, you might feel as though you and your tongue have forever changed, and you will never be able to go back to how things were. However, this is an illusion, and everything is still exactly the same as it ever was, and ever will be. | |||
Place your tongue back in your mouth. | |||
== A final goodbye == | |||
Look how far we’ve come. Friends we made. Enemies we brutally murdered and without mercy. Friends we brutally murdered and without mercy. I’m so proud of you. Please love me. | |||
You have now finished your dental hygiene routine! Congratulations! | |||
== Tips and tricks == | == Tips and tricks == | ||