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John the Email (7th May 1864 – 11th September 1901) was a [[England|British]] inventor. He made many contraptions throughout his time (which included a whisk that could download rice, the Sega Mega-CD, self-replicating church organs, The Ultra Hairy Super Scary Dairy Product Fairy, and The Final Pam); however, he is now most notable for stealing the concept of [[Email]], or ''Emaileux'' as it was known originally in French, from [[Jean d'Emaileux]], a fellow inventor from [[France]]. Nobody knows why, but historians speculate that John the Email may in fact have been what's known in the scientific community as a complete and utter [[User:Thesamplemotion|twat]].

What can we learn from John the Email? Fuck all, probably. Apart from this: ''never trust British people.''

What can we learn from John the Email? [[sex|Fuck]] all, probably. Apart from this: ''never trust British people.''

== Paper body and Death ==

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 John the Email (7th May 1864 – 11th September 1901) was a [[England|British]] inventor. He made many contraptions throughout his time (which included a whisk that could download rice, the Sega Mega-CD, self-replicating church organs, The Ultra Hairy Super Scary Dairy Product Fairy, and The Final Pam); however, he is now most notable for stealing the concept of [[Email]], or ''Emaileux'' as it was known originally in French, from [[Jean d'Emaileux]], a fellow inventor from [[France]]. Nobody knows why, but historians speculate that John the Email may in fact have been what's known in the scientific community as a complete and utter [[User:Thesamplemotion|twat]].
-What can we learn from John the Email? Fuck all, probably. Apart from this: ''never trust British people.''
+What can we learn from John the Email? [[sex|Fuck]] all, probably. Apart from this: ''never trust British people.''
 == Paper body and Death ==