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[[File:God, suspended in the clouds, creates light. Line engraving Wellcome V0034177.jpg|thumb|Hey guys welcome to my channel! -- Genesis 1:1]] | [[File:God, suspended in the clouds, creates light. Line engraving Wellcome V0034177.jpg|thumb|Hey guys welcome to my channel! -- Genesis 1:1]] | ||
God is the top bloke and the creator of the universe and all within it. | God is the top bloke and the creator of the universe and all within it. He had two sons, Jesus and Jesus 2. | ||
== God's Final Message == | == God's Final Message == | ||
Revision as of 00:45, 21 November 2024
God is the top bloke and the creator of the universe and all within it. He had two sons, Jesus and Jesus 2.
God's Final Message
After discovering that the people of the Universe were rather unhappy with their Universe, God set out to make sure they understood He hadn't purposefully tried to screw with them. And so He wrote the following message on a mountain for anybody within range to see:
WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
The message eventually became a tourist attraction.