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'''The Moon''' is [[Earth]]'s greatest companion and we don't deserve her.
'''The Moon''' is [[Earth]]'s greatest companion and we don't deserve her.
She was built circa 200 BC and launched into earth's orbit via daisy-chained trebuchets.


== Reasons why the Moon is lovely ==
== Reasons why the Moon is lovely ==
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* Like a big star (but it's a big rock)
* Like a big star (but it's a big rock)
* Can change shape
* Can change shape
* She commands the oceans
* [[Her|She]] commands the [[oceans]]
* Evil? (Possibly)
* [[:Category:Evil Pages|Evil]]? (Possibly) /pos (short for possibly)
[[Category:Things bigger than a big watermelon]] [[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]
 
== Controversies ==
Many scientists believe the moon has been plotting some sort of dreadful occurrence. We cannot let this happen
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]

Latest revision as of 20:07, 9 October 2025

The Moon is Earth's greatest companion and we don't deserve her.

She was built circa 200 BC and launched into earth's orbit via daisy-chained trebuchets.

Reasons why the Moon is lovely

  • Not too shiny
  • Like a big star (but it's a big rock)
  • Can change shape
  • She commands the oceans
  • Evil? (Possibly) /pos (short for possibly)

Controversies

Many scientists believe the moon has been plotting some sort of dreadful occurrence. We cannot let this happen