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pronounmail the wiki (~~[[File:Pronounmail.png|30px|frameless|alt=The pronounmail logo]]~~) is committed to maintaining a workplace free from hazardous memetic content. We hope these tips will engender a safer, happier, healthier working environment.

pronounmail the wiki ({{Pronounmoji}}) is committed to maintaining a workplace free from hazardous memetic content. We hope these tips will engender a safer, happier, healthier working environment.

1. Don't think.

Thinking has been shown to be the #1 cause of death. Can you think of a death not caused by thinking? Trick question— don't.

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+{{Warning|WARNING: This page is '''scary'''. And I mean '''spooky'''. In the bad way. We at pronounmail the wiki ({{Pronounmoji}}) cannot be held liable for what you will see on [[Infohazard]] the pronounmail the wiki page. Please scroll down at risk to yourself, your family, your [[horse]], your. {{Loop|3|&nbsp;}} uh. &nbsp; horse.}}
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+Connection Terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but we here at pronounmail the wiki ({{Pronounmoji}}) have redacted all information on this page that might result in further [[death]], because the [[The sinner hole.|hole]] has gotten too full. Please instead read the following guide on how to avoid infohazards in the workplace.
-<span class="paper">pronounmail the wiki ([[File:Pronounmail.png|30px|frameless|alt=The pronounmail logo]]) is committed to maintaining a workplace free from hazardous memetic content. We hope these tips will engender a safer, happier, healthier working environment. <br>
+<span class="paper">pronounmail the wiki ({{Pronounmoji}}) is committed to maintaining a workplace free from hazardous memetic content. We hope these tips will engender a safer, happier, healthier working environment. <br>
 <b>1. Don't think.</b>
 Thinking has been shown to be the #1 cause of death. Can <i>you</i> think of a death not caused by thinking? Trick question— <i>don't.</i>