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[[File:Raindrops (232823269).jpg|thumb| Rain waiting to be complimented]]

Rain is a [[:Category:Fluids|fluid]] of nebulous origin. It is best known for falling on ~~people on~~ their commute to [[Work|work]]. The workers revel in rain’s rebellious nature.

Rain<sup>(it/its)</sup> is a [[:Category:Fluids|fluid]] of nebulous origin. It is best known for falling on workers during their commute to [[Work|work]]. The workers revel in rain’s rebellious nature.

Rain exists because of complicated [[Science|scientific]] processes which you learned about in high school and probably don’t [[Memory|remember]].

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While falling, the rain is sometimes complimented again, which causes the rain cycle to restart.

== Frequency of rain ==

=== Frequency of rain ===

The rain is dependent on several random ticks, but on average, the rain cycle restarts every 2000 ticks.

== Will the cycle ever end? ==

=== Will the cycle ever end? ===

Scholars are conflicted on this topic. Some believe that the rain needs workers for the cycle to be fulfilled, whereas others suggest that the rain can sometimes affirm itself without the need for workers’ compliments, allowing it to continue this cycle indefinitely, even after the inevitable extinction of the workers.

Scholars are conflicted on this topic. Some believe that the rain needs the workers for the cycle to be fulfilled, whereas others suggest that the rain can sometimes affirm itself without the need for workers’ compliments, allowing it to continue this cycle indefinitely, even after the inevitable extinction of the workers.

== Can You drink it? ==

Scholars are conflicted on this topic. Notable fluid consumers suggest that rain is much harder to drink since normal water usually comes in a cup or from a device which you can put your [[User:Teeth|teeth]] around. Notable rain enjoyers claim that the difficulty is "the joy of drinking rain", and suggest "catching it in a container if you're a beginner at the hobby".

Scholars are conflicted on this topic. Notable fluid consumers suggest that rain is much harder to drink than normal water since normal water usually comes in a cup or from a device which you can put your [[User:Teeth|teeth]] around. Notable rain enjoyers claim that the difficulty is "the joy of drinking rain", and suggest "catching it in a container if you're a beginner at the hobby".

It should be noted that rain, like normal water, does enjoy being consumed as long as [[You|you]] ask nicely and are very nice about it.

[[Category:Fluids]]

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 [[File:Raindrops (232823269).jpg|thumb| Rain waiting to be complimented]]
-Rain is a [[:Category:Fluids|fluid]] of nebulous origin. It is best known for falling on people on their commute to [[Work|work]]. The workers revel in rain’s rebellious nature.
+Rain<sup>(it/its)</sup> is a [[:Category:Fluids|fluid]] of nebulous origin. It is best known for falling on workers during their commute to [[Work|work]]. The workers revel in rain’s rebellious nature.
 Rain exists because of complicated [[Science|scientific]] processes which you learned about in high school and probably don’t [[Memory|remember]].
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 While falling, the rain is sometimes complimented again, which causes the rain cycle to restart.
-== Frequency of rain ==
+=== Frequency of rain ===
 The rain is dependent on several random ticks, but on average, the rain cycle restarts every 2000 ticks.
-== Will the cycle ever end? ==
+=== Will the cycle ever end? ===
-Scholars are conflicted on this topic. Some believe that the rain needs workers for the cycle to be fulfilled, whereas others suggest that the rain can sometimes affirm itself without the need for workers’ compliments, allowing it to continue this cycle indefinitely, even after the inevitable extinction of the workers.
+Scholars are conflicted on this topic. Some believe that the rain needs the workers for the cycle to be fulfilled, whereas others suggest that the rain can sometimes affirm itself without the need for workers’ compliments, allowing it to continue this cycle indefinitely, even after the inevitable extinction of the workers.
 == Can You drink it? ==
-Scholars are conflicted on this topic. Notable fluid consumers suggest that rain is much harder to drink since normal water usually comes in a cup or from a device which you can put your [[User:Teeth|teeth]] around. Notable rain enjoyers claim that the difficulty is "the joy of drinking rain", and suggest "catching it in a container if you're a beginner at the hobby".
+Scholars are conflicted on this topic. Notable fluid consumers suggest that rain is much harder to drink than normal water since normal water usually comes in a cup or from a device which you can put your [[User:Teeth|teeth]] around. Notable rain enjoyers claim that the difficulty is "the joy of drinking rain", and suggest "catching it in a container if you're a beginner at the hobby".
+It should be noted that rain, like normal water, does enjoy being consumed as long as [[You|you]] ask nicely and are very nice about it.
 [[Category:Fluids]]