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'''Marjoram Tater Greens''' is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the ''Make America Scran Again'' movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.
== Marjoram Tater Greens ==
Marjoram Tater Greens is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the ''Make America Scran Again'' movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.
 
=== Ingredients ===


== Ingredients ==
* Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion
* Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion
* Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud"
* Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud"
* Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit
* Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit


== Preparation ==
=== Preparation ===
Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny.
Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny.