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~~'''~~Marjoram Tater Greens~~'''~~ is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the ''Make America Scran Again'' movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.

== Marjoram Tater Greens ==

Marjoram Tater Greens is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the ''Make America Scran Again'' movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.

=== Ingredients ===

~~= Ingredients =~~

* Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion

* Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud"

* Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit

= Preparation =

=== Preparation ===

Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny.

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-'''Marjoram Tater Greens''' is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the ''Make America Scran Again'' movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.
+== Marjoram Tater Greens ==
+Marjoram Tater Greens is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the ''Make America Scran Again'' movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.
+=== Ingredients ===
-= Ingredients =
 * Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion
 * Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud"
 * Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit
-= Preparation =
+=== Preparation ===
 Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny.