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== History ==
== History ==
Chess had a fraught initial release with beta versions of the software prematurely leaked by insider [[windows|developers]]. Despite the high-security of the development facility, a rogue developer was able to copy the game off of a workplace [[computer]] by burning it to a [[Horse MiniDisc|disc]].
Chess had a fraught initial release with beta versions of the software prematurely leaked by insider [[windows|developers]]. Despite the high-security of the development facility, a rogue developer was able to copy the game off of a workplace [[computer]] by burning it to a [[Horse MiniDisc|disc]].
== Special Moves ==
==== Castling ====
Castling is an expert chess move in which one scoops up all the pieces from the board and makes a little castle with them. It is the House of Cards' less structurally [[music|sound]] [[cousin]].
==== En Passant ====
If an opposing pawn is too sassy, your pawn may sashay in such a fashion as to behead the opposition, & it learns its rightful place beneath your pawn's paw. (They [[Kissing|kiss]] afterwards.)
==== Backflip ====
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