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'''Swag''' is a dark, viscous fluid secreted by [[plants]] in order to make you think they're really cool and chill. | |||
They only do this when they're scared and/or horny. | |||
== Mechanisms of Swag Excretion == | |||
Many plants actually come with built-in machinery to achieve secretion, known in the [[Industry Plant|plant industry]] as swag pumps. | |||
Siemens and Bosch both offer servicing of swag pumps at their various well-smelling walk-ins. | |||
== Swag in Foods == | |||
Swag has been used in foods and meals and little snacks as far back as [[Moon|when the moon was built]]. This is obvious, as swag has a strong umami ([[Japanese]] for epic) [[List of Flavours|flavour]], making it an awesome & awesomesauce awesome sauce | |||
Latest revision as of 21:07, 28 July 2025
Swag is a dark, viscous fluid secreted by plants in order to make you think they're really cool and chill.
They only do this when they're scared and/or horny.
Mechanisms of Swag Excretion
Many plants actually come with built-in machinery to achieve secretion, known in the plant industry as swag pumps.
Siemens and Bosch both offer servicing of swag pumps at their various well-smelling walk-ins.
Swag in Foods
Swag has been used in foods and meals and little snacks as far back as when the moon was built. This is obvious, as swag has a strong umami (Japanese for epic) flavour, making it an awesome & awesomesauce awesome sauce