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The Compact Disc (CD) is a little plastic thing that causes many devices to abruptly and vividly recall sounds and music that were previously heard in a bygone age. It also has a hole in the middle so you can [[Sex 2|fuck]] the music | The '''Compact Disc''' ('''CD''') is a little plastic thing that causes many devices to abruptly and vividly recall sounds and music that were previously heard in a bygone age. It also has a hole in the middle so you can [[Sex 2|fuck]] the music | ||
== Open Questions == | == Open Questions == | ||
* If a CD was recorded in the woods and no one was around to hear it, is it still compact disc? Or something else? | * If a CD was recorded in the woods and no one was around to hear it, is it still compact disc? Or something else? | ||
* So my parents drive a 2013 Ford KA and the car stereo has a CD player in it. But I don't really want to have to burn all my albums to a CD in order to listen to Talking Heads' 1979 classic Fear of Music in the car. But I was looking in the menu and I saw a few options that said MP3 in them and I was like "Oh Cool That Probably Means I Can Just Put Some Mp3 Files On a Flash Drive and then Put them in the USB port that Is in the Car" but it turns out that was a COLD BLOODED LIE. The USB port in the car is, in fact, exclusively for CHARGING devices and cannot interface with the car stereo whatsoever. This setting was in fact referencing the stereo's ability to read MP3 files that have been burned to a disc in like windows or whatever. So what the fuck is up with that. Also: that sounds like a really inconvenient way to store music. Like my music library takes up something like 40GB on my MacBook Air®'s piddly little piss SSD. Which is much larger than 700MB, so I would have to split my library into chunks that I could store on a series of CDs, and then maintain an index of what album is on which disc. And it's not like this car is going to have a particularly good library interface with it's LCD screen that can only display a single line of text. And that was the one and only time I desired a car with a really big touchscreen so I could play Cameron Winter's 2024 classic Heavy Metal which is really good. | * So my parents drive a 2013 Ford KA and the car stereo has a CD player in it. But I don't really want to have to burn all my albums to a CD in order to listen to Talking Heads' 1979 classic Fear of Music in the car. But I was looking in the menu and I saw a few options that said MP3 in them and I was like "Oh Cool That Probably Means I Can Just Put Some Mp3 Files On a Flash Drive and then Put them in the USB port that Is in the Car" but it turns out that was a COLD BLOODED LIE. The USB port in the car is, in fact, exclusively for CHARGING devices and cannot interface with the car stereo whatsoever. This setting was in fact referencing the stereo's ability to read MP3 files that have been burned to a disc in like [[windows]] or whatever. So what the fuck is up with that. Also: that sounds like a really inconvenient way to store music. Like my music library takes up something like 40GB on my MacBook Air®'s piddly little [[piss]] SSD. Which is much larger than 700MB, so I would have to split my library into chunks that I could store on a series of CDs, and then maintain an index of what album is on which disc. And it's not like this car is going to have a particularly good library interface with it's LCD screen that can only display a single line of text. And that was the one and only time I desired a car with a really big touchscreen so I could play Cameron Winter's 2024 classic Heavy Metal which is really good. | ||
* Do you C Deez Nuts haha | * Do you C Deez Nuts haha | ||
==Notable quotes== | ==Notable quotes== | ||
{{quote|waiiiit wtf I can put fucking MP3s on a CD?!?!? LETS FUCKING GO111!! that's TWELVE FUCKING HOURS OF MUSIC fuck that redbook audio shit that's just like an hour THE FUTURE IS AWSOME|80 kids}} | {{quote|waiiiit wtf I can put fucking MP3s on a CD?!?!? LETS FUCKING GO111!! that's TWELVE FUCKING HOURS OF MUSIC fuck that redbook audio shit that's just like an hour THE FUTURE IS AWSOME|80 kids}} | ||
Latest revision as of 09:37, 25 November 2025
The Compact Disc (CD) is a little plastic thing that causes many devices to abruptly and vividly recall sounds and music that were previously heard in a bygone age. It also has a hole in the middle so you can fuck the music
Open Questions
- If a CD was recorded in the woods and no one was around to hear it, is it still compact disc? Or something else?
- So my parents drive a 2013 Ford KA and the car stereo has a CD player in it. But I don't really want to have to burn all my albums to a CD in order to listen to Talking Heads' 1979 classic Fear of Music in the car. But I was looking in the menu and I saw a few options that said MP3 in them and I was like "Oh Cool That Probably Means I Can Just Put Some Mp3 Files On a Flash Drive and then Put them in the USB port that Is in the Car" but it turns out that was a COLD BLOODED LIE. The USB port in the car is, in fact, exclusively for CHARGING devices and cannot interface with the car stereo whatsoever. This setting was in fact referencing the stereo's ability to read MP3 files that have been burned to a disc in like windows or whatever. So what the fuck is up with that. Also: that sounds like a really inconvenient way to store music. Like my music library takes up something like 40GB on my MacBook Air®'s piddly little piss SSD. Which is much larger than 700MB, so I would have to split my library into chunks that I could store on a series of CDs, and then maintain an index of what album is on which disc. And it's not like this car is going to have a particularly good library interface with it's LCD screen that can only display a single line of text. And that was the one and only time I desired a car with a really big touchscreen so I could play Cameron Winter's 2024 classic Heavy Metal which is really good.
- Do you C Deez Nuts haha
Notable quotes
waiiiit wtf I can put fucking MP3s on a CD?!?!? LETS FUCKING GO111!! that's TWELVE FUCKING HOURS OF MUSIC fuck that redbook audio shit that's just like an hour THE FUTURE IS AWSOME
— 80 kids