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== Twin Towns == | == Twin Towns == | ||
Maastricht is twinned with [[Valkenburg]], the even prettier sister. The yellow bricks of Valkenburg | Maastricht is twinned with [[Valkenburg]], the even prettier sister. The yellow bricks of Valkenburg capture the heart of many, and will capture many more. | ||
Latest revision as of 16:54, 25 March 2025
Moah Gertjuh
Maastricht (known as Mestreech by people with a speaking disorder) is a part of Belgium that somehow joined the Netherlands without my knowledge or consent. I don’t know when that happened. Go back. I don’t want you here.
The Great Vlaai Incident
Vlaai, the epic Limburgish delicacy, pride of Maastrichtians, is a type of pie. On July 10, 2025, two teenagers ate too much kersenvlaai and passed out on Sint Servaasbrug. Since then, people are careful not to eat too much vlaai, despite how good it tastes.
Twin Towns
Maastricht is twinned with Valkenburg, the even prettier sister. The yellow bricks of Valkenburg capture the heart of many, and will capture many more.