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'''Painkillers''' are a type of [[Drugs|drug]], invented by pharmaceutical companies as a sort of '''Subscription Service''' for people with | '''Painkillers''' are a type of [[Drugs|drug]], invented by pharmaceutical companies as a sort of '''Subscription Service''' for people with [[Chronic Pain]]. | ||
== Types == | == Types == | ||
Painkillers can be divided into two main categories: | Painkillers can be divided into two main categories: | ||
Latest revision as of 20:30, 12 February 2025
Painkillers are a type of drug, invented by pharmaceutical companies as a sort of Subscription Service for people with Chronic Pain.
Types
Painkillers can be divided into two main categories:
Supermarket
The Supermarket category of painkillers is a quick and easy way to make your grocery shopping trips just a little bit more expensive. Some of them can make your stomach bleed if you take too many so don't do that.
Addiction Any%
The Addiction Any% category of painkillers is beloved by pharmaceutical companies for their market dominance. Pharmaceutical companies like them so much they pay doctors to write more prescriptions for them, how nice.