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== Paper body and Death ==

[[File:John the email.jpg|alt=an image of the face of a young man peeking out from within an envelope.|thumb|john the email]]

John's life began peculiarly, as, at an early age, he began to grow a sheath of paper which surrounded his body, resembling an envelope. This, however, did not impede him much; he is known for fathering no more than 4,000 children with various women over the course of his 37 years. He died tragically in 1901 when, as he was closing the envelope containing a letter he was writing to d'Emaileux which apologised for his theft of the concept of Email and promising to give him the credit he deserved, he got a paper-cut, and bled out over the course of 3 weeks.

John's life began peculiarly, as, at an early age, he began to grow a sheath of paper which surrounded his body, resembling an envelope. This, however, did not impede him much; he is known for fathering no more than 4,000 children with various women over the course of his 37 years. He died tragically in 1901 when, as he was closing the envelope containing a letter he was writing to d'Emaileux which apologised for his theft of the concept of Email and promising to give him the [[credit]] he deserved, he got a paper-cut, and bled out over the course of 3 weeks.

== Email Issues ==

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[[Category:White People]]

[[Category:Email]]

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 == Paper body and Death ==
 [[File:John the email.jpg|alt=an image of the face of a young man peeking out from within an envelope.|thumb|john the email]]
-John's life began peculiarly, as, at an early age, he began to grow a sheath of paper which surrounded his body, resembling an envelope. This, however, did not impede him much; he is known for fathering no more than 4,000 children with various women over the course of his 37 years. He died tragically in 1901 when, as he was closing the envelope containing a letter he was writing to d'Emaileux which apologised for his theft of the concept of Email and promising to give him the credit he deserved, he got a paper-cut, and bled out over the course of 3 weeks.
+John's life began peculiarly, as, at an early age, he began to grow a sheath of paper which surrounded his body, resembling an envelope. This, however, did not impede him much; he is known for fathering no more than 4,000 children with various women over the course of his 37 years. He died tragically in 1901 when, as he was closing the envelope containing a letter he was writing to d'Emaileux which apologised for his theft of the concept of Email and promising to give him the [[credit]] he deserved, he got a paper-cut, and bled out over the course of 3 weeks.
 == Email Issues ==
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 [[Category:White People]]
 [[Category:Email]]
+[[Category:People i forgot they’re name off]]