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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Proton Mail Billing Information}} | {{DISPLAYTITLE:Proton Mail Billing Information}} | ||
Dear Esteemed User: | Dear Esteemed [[You|User]]: | ||
Managing your payments on Proton Mail is easier than ever before. Simply remit a one-time payment of $259.99 to the following Bitcoin address: | Managing your payments on Proton [[Email|Mail]] is easier than ever before. Simply remit a one-time payment of $259.99 to the following Bitcoin address: | ||
<code>1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5%SLmv7DivfNa</code> | <code>1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5%SLmv7DivfNa</code> | ||
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* '''Global access:''' Use your Proton Mail account from anywhere. | * '''Global access:''' Use your Proton Mail account from anywhere. | ||
* '''100% Safe & Secure:''' Our servers are guarded by our highly trained Proton Investment Security Team (PIST). | * '''100% Safe & Secure:''' Our servers are guarded by our highly trained Proton Investment Security Team (PIST). | ||
* '''Instant Returns:''' Your investment will be multiplied faster than the speed of light. | * '''Instant Returns:''' Your investment will be multiplied faster than the [[C|speed of light]]. | ||
Upon confirmation of your payment, you will receive: | Upon confirmation of your payment, you will receive: | ||
# A personalized thank-you note from the Proton Mail CEO. | # A personalized thank-you note from the [[Your mum|Proton Mail CEO]]. | ||
# An exclusive Proton Mail holographic sticker. | # An exclusive Proton Mail holographic sticker. | ||
# Early access to our Astrological Spam email System (ASS). | # Early access to our Astrological Spam email System (ASS). | ||
Latest revision as of 02:35, 26 January 2025
Dear Esteemed User:
Managing your payments on Proton Mail is easier than ever before. Simply remit a one-time payment of $259.99 to the following Bitcoin address:
1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5%SLmv7DivfNa
Proton Mail is excited to announce the immediate availability of unlimited access to Amazon EC2 instances for no additional charge. As a token of our appreciation for your continued support, the Proton Mail Lifetime Guarantee offers 1000% instant investment returns! Using the Proton Investment Secure Strategy (PISS), we partner with National Bureau of Money to generate your money right away.
Why choose us?
- Global access: Use your Proton Mail account from anywhere.
- 100% Safe & Secure: Our servers are guarded by our highly trained Proton Investment Security Team (PIST).
- Instant Returns: Your investment will be multiplied faster than the speed of light.
Upon confirmation of your payment, you will receive:
- A personalized thank-you note from the Proton Mail CEO.
- An exclusive Proton Mail holographic sticker.
- Early access to our Astrological Spam email System (ASS).