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'''hellomynameisjoe''' ( | '''hellomynameisjoe''' ([[2005]]–????) is one of the world’s greatest living musicians of all time. They have no affiliation whatsoever with [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns]]. | ||
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In 1889 DCE (Durong Canned Eggwhites), hellomynameisjoe invented how [[cinnamon]] tastes. This monumental achievement was rewarded with the Nobel Prize for Baffling Stupidity. | |||
== Critical recipes == | == Critical recipes == | ||
{{quote|For a 10min track, you tease the intro to fast…you have all the time in the world, so why rush 3 different sounds right from the start? The balance of the sounds is a little off…bring those pads up out of the noise. I like the BOC influence in the progression, except for that last dark chord which is a bit more challenging and I like it…but if you can find an inversion to make this work better it would really enhance the track, with the vocals it gets a bit risqué, beyond that I would say its out of tune too much to even be pleasing in a contextual way - try extending the sequence and using a more fulfilling chord on the end of the second section? Overall, you delivered another arty piece but the production quality is quite lacking at the moment.|one of my teachers}} | {{quote|For a 10min track, you tease the intro to fast…you have all the time in the world, so why rush 3 different sounds right from the start? The balance of the sounds is a little off…bring those pads up out of the noise. I like the BOC influence in the progression, except for that last dark chord which is a bit more challenging and I like it…but if you can find an inversion to make this work better it would really enhance the track, with the vocals it gets a bit risqué, beyond that I would say its out of tune too much to even be pleasing in a contextual way - try extending the sequence and using a more fulfilling chord on the end of the second section? Overall, you delivered another arty piece but the production quality is quite lacking at the moment.|one of my teachers}} | ||
== Coventry == | == Coventry == | ||
Some sources suggest hellomynameisjoe is from [[the Netherlands]]. This is not okay for multiple obvious reasons, as well as some less obvious ones, and one particularly obscure one. | Some sources suggest hellomynameisjoe is from [[the Netherlands]]. This is not okay for multiple obvious reasons, as well as some less obvious ones, and one particularly obscure one. | ||
== External organs == | == External organs == | ||
[https://hellomynameisjoe.pronounmail.com Official website], where you can find exciting things such as a Discord server for cool people, an email address you can send spam and promotion to, and inspiring letters you can look at. | [https://hellomynameisjoe.pronounmail.com Official website], where you can find exciting things such as a Discord server for cool people, an email address you can send spam and promotion to, and inspiring letters you can look at. | ||
[[Category:White People]] [[Category:Music]] | [[Category:White People]] [[Category:Music]] | ||