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'''The Moon''' is [[Earth]]'s greatest companion and we don't deserve her.
'''The Moon''' is [[Earth]]'s greatest companion and we don't deserve her.
She was built circa 200 BC and launched into earth's orbit via daisy-chained trebuchets.


== Reasons why the Moon is lovely ==
== Reasons why the Moon is lovely ==
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* Like a big star (but it's a big rock)
* Like a big star (but it's a big rock)
* Can change shape
* Can change shape
* She commands the oceans
* [[Her|She]] commands the [[oceans]]
* [[:Category:Evil Pages|Evil]]? (Possibly)
* [[:Category:Evil Pages|Evil]]? (Possibly) /pos (short for possibly)


== Controversies ==
== Controversies ==
Many scientists believe the moon has been plotting some sort of dreadful occurrence. We cannot let this happen
Many scientists believe the moon has been plotting some sort of dreadful occurrence. We cannot let this happen
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]