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Every [[:Category:Pronouns|Pronoun]] has at least one [[Tube]], be it [[You]] or Me. Unfortunately your tube is taken and belongs to '''Alphabet Corporation'''. Not to worry, though: there are plenty of other tubes to go around. Some things, like the Windows Screensaver Library and The Internet even have [[The First Chat Migration|tubes]] despite not being pronoun-related.<ref>Al Gore Said This</ref>

Every [[:Category:Pronouns|Pronoun]] has at least one [[Tube]], be it [[You]] or Me. Unfortunately your tube is taken and belongs to '''Alphabet Corporation'''. Not to worry, though: there are plenty of other tubes to go around. Some things, like the [[Windows]] Screensaver Library and The Internet even have [[The First Chat Migration|tubes]] despite not being pronoun-related.<ref>Al Gore Said This</ref>

== You ==

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== Instrument ==

[[YouTube#You|You]] can play a tube to make [[Music]]. The longer the tube, the lower the Music. The shorter the tube the higher the Music until it basically goes away and you can’t even hear it any more. If you can’t afford a tube, but have access to a [[Computer]], you can use digital waveguide synthesis to simulate the wonderfully resonant sounds of a digital tube. Synthesizers like [[Ableton Live]]’s Collision offer this functionality.

[[YouTube#You|You]] can play a tube to make [[Music]]. The longer the tube, the lower the Music. The shorter the tube the higher the Music until it basically goes away and you can’t even hear it any more. If you can’t afford a tube, but have access to a [[Computer]], you can use digital waveguide synthesis to simulate the wonderfully resonant sounds of a digital tube. [[Synthesiser|Synthesizers]] like [[Ableton Live]]’s [[As god indented|Collision]] offer this functionality.

== You, Tube! Poop! ==

The first '''YTP''' was created exactly 200 days before the death of Ronald Reagan. {{HorseBadge|rot in [[piss]], bozo.}}

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-Every [[:Category:Pronouns|Pronoun]] has at least one [[Tube]], be it [[You]] or Me. Unfortunately your tube is taken and belongs to '''Alphabet Corporation'''. Not to worry, though: there are plenty of other tubes to go around. Some things, like the Windows Screensaver Library and The Internet even have [[The First Chat Migration|tubes]] despite not being pronoun-related.<ref>Al Gore Said This</ref>
+Every [[:Category:Pronouns|Pronoun]] has at least one [[Tube]], be it [[You]] or Me. Unfortunately your tube is taken and belongs to '''Alphabet Corporation'''. Not to worry, though: there are plenty of other tubes to go around. Some things, like the [[Windows]] Screensaver Library and The Internet even have [[The First Chat Migration|tubes]] despite not being pronoun-related.<ref>Al Gore Said This</ref>
 == You ==
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 == Instrument ==
-[[YouTube#You|You]] can play a tube to make [[Music]]. The longer the tube, the lower the Music. The shorter the tube the higher the Music until it basically goes away and you can’t even hear it any more. If you can’t afford a tube, but have access to a [[Computer]], you can use digital waveguide synthesis to simulate the wonderfully resonant sounds of a digital tube. Synthesizers like [[Ableton Live]]’s Collision offer this functionality.
+[[YouTube#You|You]] can play a tube to make [[Music]]. The longer the tube, the lower the Music. The shorter the tube the higher the Music until it basically goes away and you can’t even hear it any more. If you can’t afford a tube, but have access to a [[Computer]], you can use digital waveguide synthesis to simulate the wonderfully resonant sounds of a digital tube. [[Synthesiser|Synthesizers]] like [[Ableton Live]]’s [[As god indented|Collision]] offer this functionality.
+== You, Tube! Poop! ==
+The first '''YTP''' was created exactly 200 days before the  death of Ronald Reagan. {{HorseBadge|rot in [[piss]], bozo.}}