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== Preparation ==

Choose your location of preference. Make sure all windows in the building are closed. Never perform any part of this routine outside. A house with thick walls and a smell that vaguely reminds you of childhood tends to yield the best results. Walls painted in a cold [[Template:Colours.css|colour]] (like blue or ultramarine) might anger the Spirit of Christmas Past.

Choose your location of preference. Make sure all [[windows]] in the building are closed. Never perform any part of this routine [[outside]]. A [[Dr. House|house]] with thick walls and a smell that vaguely reminds you of childhood tends to yield the best results. Walls painted in a cold [[Template:Colours.css|colour]] (like blue or ultramarine) might anger the Spirit of Christmas Past.

Gather a scalpel and the ingredients for a good quiche. Sharpen your [[toothbrush]] (any toothbrush whose hairs don’t contain highly radioactive material like glow in the dark paint from the 20th century or almond milk will work). Resist the urge to break anything. After this, place a bottle of bleach in a place of easy access. If it has not been refreshed in over four months, refresh it immediately. Do NOT, under any circumstance, perform this step ''before'' all of the prior steps have been completed.

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# Set the dough aside to rise for 30 minutes, while performing [[the Hymn of Forests Green]] at a volume as not to wake up any potential neighbours;

# Keep thinking about [[The Netherlands|Luxembourg]] as you take the dough and pour it over your head;

# Look at the ceiling and swear you will never look at the [[Moon]] directly. (You may lie, but it increases the odds of bad breath.);

# Look at the ceiling and swear you will never look at the [[Moon]] directly. (You may [[lie]], but it increases the odds of bad breath.);

# Be careful to fight back as the dough tries to strangle you. Do not yell or show fear.

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* Is This It (2001) by the Strokes?

* What happened on the 4th of June 1989 in Tiananmen Square?

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After you have got to know your tongue just that little better, it’s time for the unmentionable part.

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== A final goodbye ==

Look how far we’ve come. Friends we made. Enemies we brutally murdered and without mercy. Friends we brutally murdered and without mercy. I’m so proud of you. Please love me.

Look how far we’ve come. Friends we made. Enemies we brutally murdered and without mercy. Friends we brutally murdered and without mercy. I’m so proud of you. Please [[love]] me.

You have now finished your dental hygiene routine! Congratulations!

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== Tips and tricks ==

* Number your teeth so you always know where to put them back;

* [[:Category:Numbers|Number]] your teeth so you always know where to put them back;

* Give your toothbrush a name like Harry;

* Never eat [[Carrot|carrots]];

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 == Preparation ==
-Choose your location of preference. Make sure all windows in the building are closed. Never perform any part of this routine outside. A house with thick walls and a smell that vaguely reminds you of childhood tends to yield the best results. Walls painted in a cold [[Template:Colours.css|colour]] (like blue or ultramarine) might anger the Spirit of Christmas Past.
+Choose your location of preference. Make sure all [[windows]] in the building are closed. Never perform any part of this routine [[outside]]. A [[Dr. House|house]] with thick walls and a smell that vaguely reminds you of childhood tends to yield the best results. Walls painted in a cold [[Template:Colours.css|colour]] (like blue or ultramarine) might anger the Spirit of Christmas Past.
 Gather a scalpel and the ingredients for a good quiche. Sharpen your [[toothbrush]] (any toothbrush whose hairs don’t contain highly radioactive material like glow in the dark paint from the 20th century or almond milk will work). Resist the urge to break anything. After this, place a bottle of bleach in a place of easy access. If it has not been refreshed in over four months, refresh it immediately. Do NOT, under any circumstance, perform this step ''before'' all of the prior steps have been completed.
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 # Set the dough aside to rise for 30 minutes, while performing [[the Hymn of Forests Green]] at a volume as not to wake up any potential neighbours;
 # Keep thinking about [[The Netherlands|Luxembourg]] as you take the dough and pour it over your head;
-# Look at the ceiling and swear you will never look at the [[Moon]] directly. (You may lie, but it increases the odds of bad breath.);
+# Look at the ceiling and swear you will never look at the [[Moon]] directly. (You may [[lie]], but it increases the odds of bad breath.);
 # Be careful to fight back as the dough tries to strangle you. Do not yell or show fear.
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 * Is This It (2001) by the Strokes?
 * What happened on the 4th of June 1989 in Tiananmen Square?
+* On the topic of white genocide in South Africa, th
 After you have got to know your tongue just that little better, it’s time for the unmentionable part.
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 == A final goodbye ==
-Look how far we’ve come. Friends we made. Enemies we brutally murdered and without mercy. Friends we brutally murdered and without mercy. I’m so proud of you. Please love me.
+Look how far we’ve come. Friends we made. Enemies we brutally murdered and without mercy. Friends we brutally murdered and without mercy. I’m so proud of you. Please [[love]] me.
 You have now finished your dental hygiene routine! Congratulations!
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 == Tips and tricks ==
-* Number your teeth so you always know where to put them back;
+* [[:Category:Numbers|Number]] your teeth so you always know where to put them back;
 * Give your toothbrush a name like Harry;
 * Never eat [[Carrot|carrots]];