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Mines were invented by the [[England|British]] in cooperation with Mojang (the company behind "Mines - The Game" or something like that, don't ask [[Methamphetamine|me]]) to make up for not having Mines to begin with. | [[File:Margaret Thatcher (cropped).png|thumb|some [[Margaret Thatcher|cunt]]]] | ||
'''Mines''' were invented by the [[England|British]] in cooperation with Mojang (the company behind "Mines - The Game" or something like that, don't ask [[Methamphetamine|me]]) to make up for not having Mines to begin with. | |||
== Job opportunities == | == Job opportunities == | ||
Mines were used to provide jobs to Mine(/o)rs who were scraping by on [[Apple|food]] stamps before. | Mines were used to provide [[Work|jobs]] to Mine(/o)rs who were scraping by on [[Apple|food]] stamps before. | ||
== Merchandise == | == Merchandise == | ||
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== The children == | == The children == | ||
[[They]] | [[They]] yearn for [[the]] mines. | ||