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{{for|PISS|the Pronounmail Interesting Suite of Software}} | {{for|PISS|the Pronounmail Interesting Suite of Software|piss (disambiguation)}} | ||
{{distinguish|beer}} | {{distinguish|beer}} | ||
{{see also|Margaret Thatcher}} | {{see also|Margaret Thatcher}} | ||
[[File:1 trillion beers.jpg|thumb|A lovely pint]] | |||
'''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain. | '''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain. | ||
== <span class="piss">Pissbar</span> == | |||
Feeling '''lonely''' and '''down on your luck'''? | |||
[[File:Pissbar.jpg|400px|thumb|center|alt=An advertisement banner for the pissbar. Bright yellow text says "youre less than one click away!" with a red arrow pointing at a yellow button labeled "piss". There is also a jar filled with yellow liquid, an image of a pair of shorts, and a yellow progress bar at "99%".|[https://teeth.garden/pissbar '''<span class="piss-link">Consider contributing to something bigger.</span>''']]] | |||
== Saucentific debate surrounding Piss == | == Saucentific debate surrounding Piss == | ||
[[File:9C0A306D-583D-4002-8DD5-65427021531E 1 105 c.jpg|thumb|Horse holding a pint of Piss]] | |||
Beginning around the 450th century BCE, some people within the Global Sauce Alliance believed Piss to be a type of [[sauce]]. This prompted the formation of two factions within the organisation, and the ferocity of their debates led to a one-minute nuclear war, after which both sides concluded that they couldn't be arsed. However, the extremist wing of the pro-piss-sauce faction decided that if piss couldn't be a sauce, they ought to eliminate food, and devised a plan to do so, culminating in the creation of the concept of the Omnisauce, a sauce that tastes like everything that everyone can have all of the time that would end the culinary arts as we know them. Confusingly, the Omnisauce does not contain piss. | Beginning around the 450th century BCE, some people within the Global Sauce Alliance believed Piss to be a type of [[sauce]]. This prompted the formation of two factions within the organisation, and the ferocity of their debates led to a one-minute nuclear war, after which both sides concluded that they couldn't be arsed. However, the extremist wing of the pro-piss-sauce faction decided that if piss couldn't be a sauce, they ought to eliminate food, and devised a plan to do so, culminating in the creation of the concept of the Omnisauce, a sauce that tastes like everything that everyone can have all of the time that would end the culinary arts as we know them. Confusingly, the Omnisauce does not contain piss. | ||
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