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{{~~See~~ also|Margaret Thatcher}}'''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain.

{{for|PISS|the Pronounmail Interesting Suite of Software|piss (disambiguation)}}

[[File:1 trillion beers.jpg|thumb|A lovely pint]]

'''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain.

== <span class="piss">Pissbar</span> ==

Feeling '''lonely''' and '''down on your luck'''?

[[File:Pissbar.jpg|400px|thumb|center|alt=An advertisement banner for the pissbar. Bright yellow text says "youre less than one click away!" with a red arrow pointing at a yellow button labeled "piss". There is also a jar filled with yellow liquid, an image of a pair of shorts, and a yellow progress bar at "99%".|[https://teeth.garden/pissbar '''<span class="piss-link">Consider contributing to something bigger.</span>''']]]

== Saucentific debate surrounding Piss ==

[[File:9C0A306D-583D-4002-8DD5-65427021531E 1 105 c.jpg|thumb|Horse holding a pint of Piss]]

Beginning around the 450th century BCE, some people within the Global Sauce Alliance believed Piss to be a type of [[sauce]]. This prompted the formation of two factions within the organisation, and the ferocity of their debates led to a one-minute nuclear war, after which both sides concluded that they couldn't be arsed. However, the extremist wing of the pro-piss-sauce faction decided that if piss couldn't be a sauce, they ought to eliminate food, and devised a plan to do so, culminating in the creation of the concept of the Omnisauce, a sauce that tastes like everything that everyone can have all of the time that would end the culinary arts as we know them. Confusingly, the Omnisauce does not contain piss.

[[Category:Fluids]]

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-{{See also|Margaret Thatcher}}'''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain.
+{{for|PISS|the Pronounmail Interesting Suite of Software|piss (disambiguation)}}
+{{distinguish|beer}}
+{{see also|Margaret Thatcher}}
+[[File:1 trillion beers.jpg|thumb|A lovely pint]]
+'''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain.
+== <span class="piss">Pissbar</span> ==
+Feeling '''lonely''' and '''down on your luck'''?
+[[File:Pissbar.jpg|400px|thumb|center|alt=An advertisement banner for the pissbar. Bright yellow text says "youre less than one click away!" with a red arrow pointing at a yellow button labeled "piss". There is also a jar filled with yellow liquid, an image of a pair of shorts, and a yellow progress bar at "99%".|[https://teeth.garden/pissbar '''<span class="piss-link">Consider contributing to something bigger.</span>''']]]
+== Saucentific debate surrounding Piss ==
+[[File:9C0A306D-583D-4002-8DD5-65427021531E 1 105 c.jpg|thumb|Horse holding a pint of Piss]]
+Beginning around the 450th century BCE, some people within the Global Sauce Alliance believed Piss to be a type of [[sauce]]. This prompted the formation of two factions within the organisation, and the ferocity of their debates led to a one-minute nuclear war, after which both sides concluded that they couldn't be arsed. However, the extremist wing of the pro-piss-sauce faction decided that if piss couldn't be a sauce, they ought to eliminate food, and devised a plan to do so, culminating in the creation of the concept of the Omnisauce, a sauce that tastes like everything that everyone can have all of the time that would end the culinary arts as we know them. Confusingly, the Omnisauce does not contain piss.
+{{stub}}
 [[Category:Fluids]]
+{{#css:
+.piss, #firstHeadingTitle {
+  filter: drop-shadow(2px 2px 8px #eeee33);
+}
+.piss-link:hover {
+  filter: drop-shadow(2px 2px 4px #eeee33);
+}
+}}